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Happy Halloween!

Gaze upon the thrilling works of the Team Fortress 2 contributing community in this year's Workshop of Horrors!

Visit the Workshop of Horrors here![woh2.mods.tf]
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Items were added if they fit the criteria of using the Workshop of Horrors template, were marked for Halloween, were not already added in Scream Fortress 8 or prior, and didn't involve stolen work. Any and all items that fit the criteria were added, no matter what. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and art is subjective! If you feel your item was not added, please let us know!
Items (129)
A Beard of the Seven seas
Created by Ernest
Don't misslead me with the Ottoman joker -normal map/model/texture/preview pic: Ernest -facial flexes:Jpras -sfm promos/thumbnail: Daesdemona -concept art/description/name:Earl de Darkwood...
A Gourdeous Beret
Created by s3ndhelp
The latest trend in french autumn magazines everywhere. Perfect for knife-wielding fashionistas. -Paintable -Team colored -2 LoDs Model & texture: Raabbit SFM promos: FUNKe...
Alchemist's Apparel
Created by RetroMike
Looking good! Unlike your career in magic. -Paintable...
Ash Kickers
Created by ToxicWeasel
Someone's gonna get their Ashes kicked for sure! Reflective metal caps Paintable...
Bat Bowler (Outdated)
Created by Gadget
This is now outdated as I have uploaded an improved version here: https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/884252850342754132/39AA21A95F86A93EA97D8AFAC1F1C466C57ACB95/ Bat Bowler o Paintable o Jiggle bones Concept by Earl de Spookwood Mod download http://...
Batty Hatty
Created by Populus
It's a hat that's also a bat, what's up with that? https://i.imgur.com/LzcjPAF.png...
Bloodwater
Created by prstg iron
It's this time of the year again ! Get out the Draculas, the Frankensteins and the Skeletons with the guns in their hands ! Introducing BloodWater ! (pl_badwater_event), The Brand New Remake of the EXTREMELY POPULAR Badwater Map ! This Maps Features : -TAL...
Bone to Kill
Created by [RMF]RIKUSYO
Halloween weapon. Backstab turns victim to skeleton... Workshop of Horrors II...
Bonehead's Beanie
Created by Psyke
Boo! This year why not wear your skull on the OUTSIDE to honor those who have fallen in the skeleton wars. Paintable! All-Class! Misc Compatable! Models by Sky Textures by Psyke ...
Booregard Haunter
Created by RetroMike
"This is my first haunting, so I'm just gonna go ahead, okay?" -Paintable hat! -Makes a good night light! -Jiggles all spooky like! -Two styles, Halloween and Smissmas! -All class! See the Smissmas style here http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/f...
Bottle Bottom Glasses
Created by [RMF]RIKUSYO
Part of "Fragwürdig Doktor Set" Paintable. You can download mod version from mods.tf. Workshop of Horrors II Nightmare Before Smissmas...
BrainWave Bun
Created by K_Factor
Don't let the secret world order control your mind! Cut yourself off from their hidden mind control! (Disclaimer: Does not include tinfoil hat) http://puu.sh/mreP4.png...
Bread Biter
Created by ToxicWeasel
If for some reason a mutant bread creature decides to attach itself to your face then of course!.. wear it with pride! Caution: Strongly recommended that you do not attempt to eat it! ALL CLASS...
Brickyard Event
Created by Hi5TBone
Boo! Halloween's come to PASSTime! With skeletons, spells, and bombs!...
Bubbles the Builder
Created by QuestionablyInsane
http://i.imgur.com/x6pj4Kd.png http://i.imgur.com/fRN5xS7.png -3 LODs -Team colored hair -Paintable hair -Facial Flexed -Works well with most hats (conflicts mostly with hats that hang below his goggles) http://i.imgur.com/Qd98OHN.png -Concepted, modeled, ...
Burning Eclipse | Unusual Effect
Created by Cordial
If the sun and moon line up together while being extremely close to each other, then you'd most likely get a glorious view of the moon just like this effect (while your body slowly melts away from experiencing the intense heat and awesomeness of the sun). ...
Circus Train Hopper
Created by donhonk
Wear these tattered pants so you can cover up your legs broken by debt collectors....
Clocktower_event
Created by Pheディア
Arena mode is pretty much dead but i liked this map so i decided to make a event version of it. FEATURING HHH ! I dont know if Valve will add community maps this year but i will give it a try because why not....
Collision Route (Halloween)
Created by Midlou
Map by Midlou Thumbnail Template: TF2 Workshop of Horrors II - 2016 Community Halloween Event Custom Content: Frontline ...
Constellation Moonlight | Unusual Effect
Created by Cordial
Why go outside and observe actual stars in real life when you've got your own hat full of stars (and moon) that you can gaze through in a virtual world instead? Comes in three colors: Blue, purple, and pink....
Cozy Koala
Created by NeoDement
The perfect disguise for exploring the woodlands of South Australia. It has cool jiggleboned flaps, too. Available for download as a mod/reskin here: http://mods.tf/mods/1158/...
Cp DegrootCreep
Created by Mimas Torres
Want a scary thought? Brutal medieval weaponry mixed with hellish magic! DegrootCreep is just that. And if that's not scary enough for you, we have portals leading into the underworld where you will be made prisoner and tortured. Only the bravests will mak...
Cymbal Bashers
Created by Jukebox
You might notice hair on your body in places it wasn't before. Model: Jukebox Concept: Ye Welsh Tabby SFM: Dilly Check out my other Halloween items! http://puu.sh/rOFBn/1ed956e59a.png...
Dark Magic ( Halloween Unusual Effect )
Created by Nonhuman
A spooky portal with randomly moving ghosts coming out of it. Unusual effect for Workshop of Horrors II. Comes in 3 colors: - Purple - Green - Orange...
Deadly Death Cultist
Created by Svdl
Hey everyone! Let's perform blood sacrifices and bring about the end of the world! Pointy hood with a paintable mask. All-class....
Disco Fro
Created by NeoDement
get ur groove on Available for download as a mod/reskin here: http://tf2.jennybur.net/mods/Hats/DiscoFro/...
Diviner's Duds
Created by RetroMike
Like your potions, those are some nice duds. -Paintable...
Ducky Head
Created by [RMF]RIKUSYO
Quack!Quack!Quack! Workshop of Horrors II Workshop Wonderland 2 Nightmare Before Smissmas...
Eerie
Created by bakscratch
From the 2015 Summer 72hr Mapping Contest Winning map Koth_Pughead comes ...... Koth_Eerie_Event! Layout and Detail : Bakscratch Detail: Exactol...
Emergency Flares
Created by NeoDement
get ur groove on Available for download as a mod/reskin here: http://tf2.jennybur.net/mods/Hats/DiscoLegs/...
Eye Landing
Created by [RMF]RIKUSYO
Ouch! Glow grenade part. Facial flexed (Only a little). Workshop of Horrors II Nightmare Before Smissmas...
Eye-glasses
Created by Jukebox
Perfectly normal glasses with nothing weird or fake about them. I don't know what you're talking about. Paintable rims Jukebox - Model Metabolic - Texture...
Fat Stack
Created by DeRosaJ
Get 'em while they're hot! -Paintable butter -Jigglebones -Available for mod download...
Ferocious Feet
Created by Segab
They're not chicken legs!...
Fire Blanket
Created by Dewzie
BOO! Tee-hee!...
Goggleheimers
Created by Jukebox
All the better to see electrostatic discharges with my dear. -Glows -Paintable -Flexes http://puu.sh/hGzLo/e2b03a11db.png...
GraveYard 2015
Created by Tumby
Spooky reskin of Lumberyard (arena). It's a strange place this "graveyard". I feel like this giant skull is watching me on every step. The big hole in the middle doesn't look inviting either. And I don't even know what this green stuff in the valley IS. I ...
Griefing rolls v2
Created by The Very Hungry Caterpillar
Since ancient times man has often adorned their (neighbor's) trees to celebrate the coming of Halloween. Be prepared to decorate every tree you see with these grenade replacements for our grenade wearing mercs! Paintable, Multi-Class, and with 2 styles to ...
Groovy Garment
Created by NeoDement
get ur groove on Available for download as a mod/reskin here: http://tf2.jennybur.net/mods/Hats/DiscoShirt/...
HandyPal
Created by Fanotak
Need a hand ? Need a deserved shoulder massage while killing your foes ? With that handy little pal at your side, you'll sure get both. You can even give him your favorite color as a nail-polish ! ----------------------- Special thanks to Wrath who gave me...
Hangmann's Hood
Created by JPRAS
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Haunted Head
Created by Ludumberg
SPOOKY Paintable Transparent Hands Jiggleboned Glows in Dark 2 LODs http://puu.sh/qKcIv/3e44397e58.png http://puu.sh/ju22O/08fc021c59.gif...
Head Buster (Updated)
Created by Mopo
Updated for Halloween 2017 with a tweaked texture and phong! 2 LOD's Team coloured Lights are self illuminated and paintable! My other workshop items: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198068929700/myworkshopfiles/?appid=440...
Headmann's Tunic
Created by JPRAS
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Heroic bug
Created by vaultshadow
Is he fast, listen pal he got radioactive blood Item made by this guide http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=592956124...
High Hells
Created by Ryuga_Knight
The curse a man must walk when he "Accidently" hits on the girlfriend of a "powerful" Wizard. __________________________________________ "What you tell me "Walk a mile in her shoes?" "No, I WILL MAKE YOU DO IT!" -Actual conversation between Scout and Meras...
Inner Force
Created by [RMF]RIKUSYO
Mmmph! Workshop of Horrors II Nightmare Before Smissmas...
KotH Muertos (Kong King Event)
Created by Mikroscopic
Entry into the Workshop of Horros 2016. A KotH map set in a quiet Mexican village with a secret curse. Uses the Frontline! Asset pack http://frontline.tf/pack.html and the Mayann Content pack http://www.mayannproject.com/prop_pack (You do not need to downl...
Little Plant of Horror
Created by Jukebox
Does this look "inanimate" to you, punk? If it can move and it can talk, who's to say it can't burn anything it wants? Jaw opens and closes Jigglebones Paint-able Item - Jukebox Concept - Ye Welsh Tabby SFM - spookwithavengence...
Looney's Locks
Created by GT500>JZeeba ジェイシーバ
All sappin' n' no buildin' make Dell a dull boy. * Custom eyebrows! * Forehead wrinkles in the normal map * Paintable hair and eyebrows...
Lunatic's Lab Coat
Created by Jukebox
Protect your nice shirts and your massive ego with this lab coat. -Paintable http://puu.sh/hGzNa/1995451f1c.png Thanks to Karma Charger for the demonstration video!...
MVM Underworld
Created by Woozlez
The Mann Brothers have continued mining operations in hell! But the undead have come to destroy it all! Battle the undead through a full 666 mission, featuring new types of bots (all super spooky!). If you'd like to play the map, feel free to join us on Po...
Macho Poncho (Style 1)
Created by oiz
When you have to trek through a tropical jungle to teach a spoiled monarch a thing or two about humility, you better wear something to keep off the rain. Part of a 2 Item set for the heavy, style 1 of the Macho Poncho Get the Macho Poncho (Style 1) as a mo...
Macho Poncho (Style 2)
Created by oiz
When you have to trek through a tropical jungle to teach a spoiled monarch a thing or two about humility, you better wear something to keep off the rain. Second style for the Macho Pancho Part of a 2 item set for the Heavy Get the Macho Poncho (Style 2) as...
Manneater's Muzzle
Created by N-Juli
http://i.imgur.com/xBLc8vI.png 'I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.' Download on mods.tf _____________________________________________________________________________ *Red & Blu Version *3 LoDs *Face-Flexes Model & Textures N-Juli SFM-...
Mortal Mask
Created by Sky
So edgy you might cut yourself. Also paintable. Prefer cute to edgy? Check out this adorable little bloodsucker: http://i.imgur.com/ma55j2H.png...
Murderalls
Created by Zoey
Sweet suffering....
Murderous Masquerade
Created by Jukebox
"This little engie looks like he's had his sentry popped! Wonder if he's got any metal on him..." Paintable Model - Jukebox Texture - Metabolic...
MvM_Decay
Created by Nuq
We have news. Good and bad. Let's start with good: Gray Mann died. But bad news are: zombies want to ressurect him! And if they can't just revive him by their satanic powers, they will just blow themselfs and you to bloody pieces to bring the Gray Mann up ...
Mythical Skulls
Created by Earl de Darkwood
Behold the power of the Ancients Ones ! Come with 5 colors & Custom sprites Gold, Crystal, White, Blue & Red Halloween Re-submit....
Nightmare House
Created by BenReviews
A CTF map with medievil mode enabled. It is set inside a spooky scary house which is perfect for halloween so that is why it has the Workshop of Terrors 2 Thumbnail! Fun fact, this map was inspitred by a nightmare I had, hence the name... ***This map is in...
Ominous George
Created by Jukebox
Staring... Unblinking... Curious... Paintable Fez Includes Facial Flexes Model: Jukebox Concept: Ye Welsh Tabby SFM: Dilly Check out my other Halloween items! http://puu.sh/rOFBn/1ed956e59a.png...
The Peruvian Pullover
Created by oiz
When the sun hits that noggin just right... The fabric sings! Part of a 2 item set for Heavy, with the Macho Poncho Get the Peruvian Pullover as a mod on mods.tf!...
Pestilence
Created by RetroMike
Get it? Pestle-ence? Eh?! Eh?! Ahhh you don't care......
Prehistoric Peripherals
Created by Segab
A moving tail makes for a convincing disguise...
Primate Pantaloons
Created by Jukebox
The stripes make you look slimmer. Every monkey is concerned about how slim they look. Model: Jukebox Concept: Ye Welsh Tabby SFM: Dilly Check out my other Halloween items! http://puu.sh/rOFBn/1ed956e59a.png...
Protein Perspective
Created by DeRosaJ
Your death, over easy. -Paintable yolk -Jigglebones -Available for mod download...
Rad Raiding Hood
Created by Sky
Paintable...
Remorseless Raptor
Created by Segab
Eating flesh is easier with 2 sets of teeth...
Rockin' Topper
Created by ToxicWeasel
Just because you wear a gasmask doesnt mean that you can't head bang with the best of em!...
Rumpled Ill Skin
Created by Norman3D
Something wen terribly wrong in the lab......
Schindler's Cyst
Created by Norman3D
Something went terribly wrong in the lab... Thanks to "The irish person in your attic" for the name!...
Slasher
Created by void~
NOW UPDATED FOR SCREAM FORTRESS 2017! See full change log below. -- Welcome to Camp Saxton! Slasher is a one-of-a-kind Halloween map built from the ground up as an all-out Boss Rush Roulette map! In addition to the King of the Hill gameplay, Slasher will a...
Sorcerer's Softcap
Created by RetroMike
It's soft, just like your head. -Paintable -Jiggle bones -Two style Hair Tonic = Beard Potion of Youth = No beard...
Spirit Pit
Created by prstg iron
Good evening, Halloween nights are always the setting of strange events, for example did you know halloween sweets where composed of "E112" food coloring, capable of provoquing cancer ! *screams of pure terror* Now that you are terrified, let me tell you a...
Static Slick
Created by Jukebox
Feel the wind and static electricity in your hair. -Paintable -Flexed http://puu.sh/hGzMN/57ca53d38e.png...
Steel Eater
Created by [RMF]RIKUSYO
My first facial flexed item! Workshop of Horrors II...
Stitched Smile
Created by Vipes
How about I stitch a smile into your face? Download the mod here: http://mods.tf/mods/415/ Reupload of: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=330912703...
Taunt: The Bloodman's Desire (UPDATED)
Created by spektral
Boys and girls of every age, would you like to see something strange? TAUNT WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND JOIN IN THE WITCHING HOUR FUN!!! It Includes: Maniacal laughter, Insanity, and PHD in being a generic MAD DOCTOR!!! Laugh at the stupid enemies that you just ...
Tech Noir
Created by donhonk
Detective Steel once left for dead by the Neotokyo street gangs is resurrected by cutting edge nano-technology. As he awakes from his hospital bed the human half of Steel's new cybernetic brain flickers with only one thought. Revenge....
Terrorlict (MvM)
Created by Sntr
When the Witching Hour draws near and the bones are rattling in their tombs, It can only mean that Halloween has come again! *Thunder sound effect* Darkness falls across the land, trees shed their leaves (in fear) and the cold, terrifying air is filled wit...
The Bone Banjo
Created by Deadhands Dan
Bonus: The clicking and clacking makes a nice metronome....
The Bonus Duckmann
Created by ΘΔ Mark Unread ΘΔ
Also known as the Curse of the Wereduck. -3 LoDs -Paintable -Cosmetics-friendly -Pyro Mask -Might have a second style. Working on it. For the mod: http://tf2.gamebanana.com/skins/145594...
The Charleston's Zaster
Created by Ernest
"Greet my 40 guns into your port" -normal map/model/texture/preview pic: Ernest -facial flexes:Jpras -sfm promos/thumbnail: Daesdemona -concept art/description/name:Earl de Darkwood ...
The Crazy Streaks
Created by ToxicWeasel
Suitable for spooky mad doctors and scientists world wide! (remake of an old version posted a long time ago) Paintable Flexes Medic and Engy classes...
The Freeloading Fixer
Created by QuestionablyInsane
http://i.imgur.com/x6pj4Kd.png http://i.imgur.com/fRN5xS7.png -3 LODs -Team colored Jacket, Vest, and Shirt -Paintable Shirt http://i.imgur.com/Qd98OHN.png -Concepted, modeled, textured and rigged by Questionablyinsane -SFM art was made by my good buddy Di...
The Gnarly Gibus 2016
Created by Vap
Updated an item from last year. - Glow in the dark eyes - Paintable eyes and tongue...
The Haunted Handjob
Created by kf.hammond
It's back from wherever It's been. -Jiggleboned Download it as a mod at http://mods.tf/mods/160/...
The Light Headed
Created by Handsome Mug
Whats underneath in that piece of cloth? You had to find out yourself...
The Male Enhancement
Created by GT500>JZeeba ジェイシーバ
Listen, bozo, if you want to be a chick magnet like me, you got to wear these babies! Ladies love a tall fella. http://mods.tf/mods/1270/ ----- You may also like: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/21260807/wks_thumbnails/demo_doom_star.jpghttps://dl.drop...
The Misty Mounters
Created by GT500>JZeeba ジェイシーバ
A long and periless journey will be taken, to take back the control point, and kick your ass. http://mods.tf/mods/1244/ ----- You may also like: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/21260807/wks_thumbnails/demo_doom_star.jpghttps://dl.dropboxusercontent.com...
The Nightmare's Nailhawk
Created by kf.hammond
A nailgun seeks revenge. Download the Mod at http://mods.tf/mods/174/...
The Rasta Imposta
Created by WavyGravy
We be Jamming Mon - Jiggle Bones! - All Class! - Paintable! A Rasta Hat Costume with dreads for all....
The Sack Man
Created by Zoey
Boo....
Sinister Slimebucket
Created by oB2Ko Mario
Witches know how to make a good brew. You know this, because you've spent the past two months kicking the asses of a bunch of Canadian witches while adventuring through the lost jungle known as Maine, USA. While it was not advised to use the cauldron you'v...
South Carolina Terror
Created by Ernest
Behold the Kapitän -normal map/model/texture/preview pic: Ernest -facial flexes:Jpras -sfm promos/thumbnail: Daesdemona -concept art/description/name:Earl de Darkwood...
The Spook-Achute
Created by K_Factor
Scaring people straight to hell since the year grown men became pansies! All-Class, 3 LOD's, Jiggleboned, Paintable, Self-illuminated, and Uber-Spooky! http://puu.sh/mreP4.png https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9488549/follow_toxic.png http://puu.sh/ryPEY...
The Walking Firewood
Created by PAWA
https://i.imgur.com/sIquydC.png https://i.imgur.com/H7820iB.png http://i.imgur.com/sR1kCNN.png Paintable 3 LODs Jiggle bones http://i.imgur.com/wce6S5i.png おにぎり: Modeling, Texturing Dilly: SFM promo art Tags: witch, marisa, touhou, spell...
The Weary Mann's Windbreaker
Created by GT500>JZeeba ジェイシーバ
For those rare moments where it is just too cold to get nude and cover yourself in honey. http://mods.tf/mods/1246/ ----- You may also like: ...
The head on a tray
Created by Mopo
Blood is paintable. Concept by Vernoguy Model by Mopo...
The Überbiss
Created by [RMF]RIKUSYO
Part of "Fragwürdig Doktor Set" Facial flexed. You can download mod version from mods.tf. item name idea from dim shadow. Workshop of Horrors II Nightmare Before Smissmas...
Throat Burster
Created by Jukebox
I don't know what the hell it is, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is. Jiggleboned Tentacles and Head Paintable Tentacles Glows in the Dark Item - Jukebox Concept help - Metabolic SFM Promos - CDJO...
Tiny Topper
Created by Sky
Totes kawaii and definitely absolutely completely not haunted! All-class! Paintable decorations!...
Trick Or Treats
Created by Dewzie
The trick is, none of them are treats. Unless you like explosives....
Turbine Event
Created by zakariasan2
This is ctf_turbine in a event theme type for this upcoming Halloween. I decided to edit this in a event because I always wanted to make the map more detail in some way. The Blu side of the map was hard to make because there we're alot of stuff specifcally...
Wall crawlers
Created by vaultshadow
Wealth and fame, he pursues Action is plus reward Look out, here comes the Scouterman Item made by this guide http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=592956124...
What's left of ye'
Created by kf.hammond
Proper soupcan-burial materials. Mod avaliable at: http://mods.tf/mods/204/...
Wicked WaistCoat
Created by ToxicWeasel
This waist coat is for the true Rockers out there! (who also burn things alot) Team colours Paintable...
Witch Doctor
Created by [RMF]RIKUSYO
Facial flexed! You can download mod version from mods.tf. Nightmare Before Smissmas Workshop of Horrors II...
[Unusual Taunt Effect] Fountain Of Blood
Created by Cheesypuff
What a spooky bloody taunt Names green: monster blood fountain purple: poisonous blood fountain red: blood fountain...
[Unusual Taunt Effects] Underworld Vortex
Created by Cheesypuff
MORTALS! GET READY TO BE CONSUMED BY THE POWER OF... The Underworld Vortex! Comes in Green, Orange, and Purple. Effect made by Cheesypuff. Concept, posters and video made by Bonk Nickeltoon ...
[Unusual effect] Zen spirits
Created by Ethosaur
Could be the ghosts of the fairly oddparents.. Or the Mann brothers, I guess we will never know, but one thing we know for sure: They are now haunting your hat! ...
[Unusual] Magic Mortar and Pestle Potion
Created by RetroMike
Why work when magic can do it for you?! Two variants Purple - Pestle Potion Green - Magic Mortar...
[Unusual] Magical / Cursed
Created by FissionMetroid101
Some spooky particles for a spooky season. CREDITS FissionMetroid101 : Created the particles Hydrogen : Lending use of his server for the viewmodel variants Stachekip : Restoring the beta explosion sprite card SPECIAL THANKS Argamis : Modivating me to fini...
koth_deathcliff_event
Created by Ethosaur
Made for 2016's community halloween event. Enjoy! This is a halloween reskin of koth_snowcliff Includes: MONOCULUS! Pumpkin bombs, wheel of doom, ghosts and my own variant of the long-fall pit. (Also timed spellbook spawns) Winter version: https://steamcom...
pl_upward_event
Created by ❆ ed edd eddy ❆
Welcome to Halloween 2016! You push the ghost cart into the hell! Help the friendly ghost to get there! Meet also the horrors from the past halloweens and join the fun! - Pumpkin bombs (ka-boom) -Skeletons ! -Bosses ! (Headless Horseless Horsemen and Monoc...
Nimble Fingers
Created by Emil
Now it's time to weird out and/or sicken your friends! These fingers have 3 LODs and you can of course do some nice manicure/pedicure! LOD 1: 1296 tris LOD 2: 800 tris LOD 3: 468 tris I did not intend for this to be a reference to spy-kids, I figured it wo...